Oh, did you have something to give me?
Haha...I'll try to be more interesting than wet paper towels..
inkstainedartist asked: "Oh God, not you again."
New Friends
askablondebombshell replied to your post: “Oh… Hello there! You seem… strangely sane, for this place.”
“…Yes, but really, you can call me Harley - everyone does, you know?”Haha…I - hi! H-Harley. I’m Billy. Billy Haskell.
It’s nice to see another sane face around here…
“Well it’s very nice to meet you, Billy. I have to say, I really do agree! I was beginning to worry I was the only one…”“Though there is something… oh, I don’t know, exciting about all these dangerous personalities though, don’t you think?”
I guess, Harley…I’d be a hypocrite to say no!
…but that’s kind of not good thinking. I mean, they can be kind of exciting…but trust me - ‘cause I’ve been threatened before - they’re not all nice people. Some of them can be really dangerous.
“…God, I hope so! I mean - really. They wouldn’t let me into Arkham to study…”“I’ll have to find something good to write about out here.”
“…Are you worried about me? Aw, aren’t you sweet?”
Heh..yeah. I get that a lot.
Listen, you just…you be careful around here, okay? Arkham is a madhouse, but it’s got nothing on tumblr.
askablondebombshell replied to your post: “Oh… Hello there! You seem… strangely sane, for this place.”
“…Yes, but really, you can call me Harley - everyone does, you know?”
Haha…I - hi! H-Harley. I’m Billy. Billy Haskell.
It’s nice to see another sane face around here…
Magic!Anons..you’re lucky I can’t refuse a request…Fine. But I can’t date someone who doesn’t say yes.
Wesker, Arkham!Riddler, or Tetch, I guess?
…I can’t decide this right now.
I’ll fulfill this one later. I’m gonna take a nap or something.
rikkysworld asked: Hello Billy! How are you?
Running around Gotham Central Park after dark when it’s weirdly cold for spring?
I’ve never been so thankful to a magic!anon..
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. using only 5 words, what would you say to me?
(Source: yandere-monster, via this-displeases-jimmy-novak)
New Friends
“…Yes, but really, you can call me Harley - everyone does, you know?”Haha…I - hi! H-Harley. I’m Billy. Billy Haskell.
It’s nice to see another sane face around here…
“Well it’s very nice to meet you, Billy. I have to say, I really do agree! I was beginning to worry I was the only one…”“Though there is something… oh, I don’t know, exciting about all these dangerous personalities though, don’t you think?”
I guess, Harley…I’d be a hypocrite to say no!
…but that’s kind of not good thinking. I mean, they can be kind of exciting…but trust me - ‘cause I’ve been threatened before - they’re not all nice people. Some of them can be really dangerous.
askablondebombshell asked: "Oh... Hello there! You seem... strangely sane, for this place."
Well, thanks? It’s not easy to stay sane on a place like tum—
..wait, sorry, but are you Harleen Quinzel?
notyourdahl replied to your post: Mars, Mary, and Miriam. I wasn’t sure who to pick, so I went with the same first letters. ^-^
OH billy…I think that’s just about the nicest thing a guys ever said about me. And don’t worry, you saying this proves you are one intelligent man.
Awww…shucks, thank Miss Dahl!
You deserve guys saying nice things to you all the time.
Anonymous asked: [2/2] M!A: Take one of those top group chaps on a romantic evening on the town.
Whh….y….
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
